Forcefeeding the goose
colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.
did you see the news story about how the chicago city council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?
no man, i was too busy “forcefeeding the goose” myself.
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