forchaved
the act of getting drunk or stoned in the early afternoon, p-ssing out and missing an engagement
i’m sorry i didn’t make it to the bbq, i forchaved it on the couch with a bottle of jaeger and a jelly donut.
the act of getting drunk or stoned early in the day, p-ssing out and missing an evening engagement
i’m sorry i didn’t make it to the barbeque, i forchaved it on the couch with a bottle of booze and a jelly donut.
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