ford-five


when two superduty (or similar style trucks) p-ss one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.
me: hey man what happened to your truck??

-sswhipe: f-ck man, i thought i’d show off my new programmer so i decided i’d be cute and blow by some p-ck-rwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the f-ckin road was too narrow and i gave him the old ford-five

me: owned!!

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