ford flex


ford flex is the most ugly vehicle ford has ever made. inside and out, it has been named the biggest mistake made by ford. it’s sales have been much lower than predicted every year of production. ford only makes it now to have a tax write off for losses.

it is mainly sold to the visually impaired who cannot tell how b-tt ugly this vehicle is.

also bought by parents for their teenagers as a form of birth control because no one wants to be seen in one or could get in the mood inside one.
i thought that was the back of a donkey, but it was a ford flex

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