Ford’s Theatre


a derivative of a lincoln’s hat with the difference being the female having oral s-x performed on her is currently on her period.
i thought i was giving my girlfriend a lincoln’s hat but only found out after i started that she was on the rag. turns out i gave her a ford’s theatre!

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