Forearm grease
(noun)
phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having s-x).
the sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotd-mn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.
usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.
larry: yo, what’s all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?
george: it sucks man, i was wearing it last night while simone and i were doing the nasty. we were so hasty that i didn’t feel like taking it off, so i rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ….unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and i got s-x juice all over them.
larry: d-mn, son. bad case of forearm grease. so…. how’s dat simone -ss?
george: larry, stfu
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