forehead job
a particularly violent form of s-xual stimulation involving a girl’s forehead running up and down the shaft of the p-n-s in an effort to provide pleasure. often results in a visit to a&e.
that amy girl gave me a forehead job last night, i needed twelve st-tches!
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