Foreign keyboard syndrome or FKS
a term often used for software developers when they are unable to type correctly on a foreign keyboard.
a developer will typically be able to type normally and accurately on their own keyboard but one when using a foreign or colleagues keyboard, they often find themselves encountering school boy typing mistakes and complete coding garbage.
hey garth, can you help me with a saoftware problem i have?
sure
hey what’s happening – i can’t type for toffee on your keyboard.
hey garth, that’s called foreign keyboard syndrome or fks for short.
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