foreskin lasagna
a s-xual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. the foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
-just had s-x-
male: i’m starving
female: foreskin lasagna?
male: ok then…..
-female bites off foreskin-
male: owwwww!!!!!!
female: it will be worth it
-puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds-
female: de-lish
male: ikr!!!!!
a s-xual move in which a male has his foreskin removed by the front two teeth of his partner. the foreskin is then put in a lasagna bake and put in the microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds.
-just had s-x-
male: i’m starving
female: foreskin lasagna?
male: ok then…..
-female bites off foreskin-
male: owwwww!!!!!!
female: it will be worth it
-puts foreskin in lasagna bake and cooked in microwave for 1 minute 43 seconds-
female: de-lish
male: ikr!!!!!
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