forespray
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng prior to meeting up with a date in order to promote s-xual longevity
i better ditch this forespray before monica gets here so i can last a little longer
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when somebody’s head is the same width as their neck wow jake has a serious case of kebab neck
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while naked, you straddle a girls back, spread her b-tt cheeks,dip your nuts in and roll your d-ck around the small of her back. “wow, i thought you were just going to give me a message mark, i didn’t know i was getting the whole ‘backpackage’ deal but please don’t stop!”
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to pinch someone’s nose closed so their mouth opens, then dropping t-st-cl-s into their mouth. similar to a “teabag” teabag if you keep running your mouth i’m gonna tonsil drop you.
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