Forest Mix
the act of taking a branch with leaves, berries and loose bark, the sticking it up your partners -n-s and licking it out.
i gave that little niglet a forest mix
v. the act of sticking a branch containing loose bark, berries, and leaves on it into your partners b-tt hole, then licking it out.
the fat man recieved a forest mix from the far too agressive paris hilton.
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