forevawipe
the extremely sad consequence of poor diet, perineum hair length and fecal density that creates a hopelessly offensive condition for which no amount of time, effort or available toilet tissue will result in effective post-dump -n-l cleansing.
due to the often heroic, time-consuming efforts and likelihood of trailing odor, a high level of social anxiety is created for the afflicted individual, particularly if the event occurs in an unfriendly or particularly unfamiliar lavatory environment.
oh, it was the worst c-cktail party ever. i was stuck in the bathroom with a forevawipe and just couldn’t get clean, no matter what i tried. i was sure i trailed out and everyone knew…awful.
oh, it was the worst c-cktail party ever. i was stuck on the commode fixating on a forevawipe and just couldn’t let it go, no matter how hard i tried. i was sure i trailed out and everyone knew…awful.
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