safety unicorn
a person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. medical advice may or may not contain glitter (-will contain glitter-). safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any australian doof.
“have you got your safety unicorn?” you.
“i’ve got my safety unicorn!!” me
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