Foreverection
the bodily function erection or “b-n-r” randomly occuring and remaining erect for a vast amount of time for no apparent reason
me: have you ever got a b-n-r randomly and wont go away?
friend: you got that foreverection
for.ev.er.rec.tion; adjective. 1. when you get an erection so intense that it seemingly lasts forever. 2. a b-n-r so hard and furious that it stays that way even after you m-st-rb-t-.
i was looking at veronica’s cleavage in cl-ss all day today and i got the worst foreverection!
i jerked off 3 times last night and my foreverection still didn’t go away!
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