forged prawn
1) ‘prawn’ made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.
2) the result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
“faking a whole religion in order to make money? now that’s masterful prawn forgery!”
“phwoar! you’ve managed to bake a aaa-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. a beautifully forged prawn.”
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