forgetful latin teacher
when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like “i wish i had more time” or “how was your weekend, johnny?” meanwhile johnny’s name is really anthony.
anthony: “the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location.”
mr. pietrucha: “thank you johnny… i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?”
anthony: “i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher.”
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