Forgetful Roses
roses sold at graduations, dance recitals, gas stations, or outside any other moment when flowers are given. the point being to take advantage of men who forget to buy them and gouge up the price. if identified as forgetful roses the problem is not solved but infact multiplied.
man those forgetful roses are pretty expensive. nothing says i love you like gas station flowers.
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