forkage
a fee that restaurants with unused tables could charge for people who want to bring their own food, as long as they order drinks
hostess: table for 2?
diner: well actually we were just on our way home to eat our take-aways and we saw all these empty tables outside your pub, so we were wondering if you’d let us sit outside. you’re welcome to charge us a ‘forkage’ and we’ll order 2 beers…
hostess: so you’d like to have a picnic at our restaurant. is that correct?
diner: kind of yes! but if you’re concerned about the take-away boxes, you could serve us the food on your own plates – we promise to tip the waiter! why don’t you suggest the concept to your boss, as a way to fill unused tables?
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