forkin hay


when a man wastes time dating women that do not possess the qualities in which he desires. often, the women he dates are promiscuous and seriously lacking in ambition.
it wasn’t until john fell in love with kate, a law student at the university of washington, that he realized how many years he had wasted forkin hay.

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