formal whore
a young adult, specifically a college student in a greek organization, who attempts to get invited to as many fraternity or sorority formals (prom-like social gatherings – usually hosted at a third party venue where the organization gets really dressed up and then sh-tfaced with their dates) as possible. the motive for such behavior usually is due to the desire for hot facebook pictures, free alcohol, a chance to get dressed up in overpriced formal attire, a shot at getting -ss, to impressive one’s friends, to rebound off an x, or any other insecurity one can think of.
(not to be confused with prom wh-r- – one who goes to way too many proms)
jackie is now single and because of this she has become a formal wh-r-.
a formal wh-r- is someone who attempts to go to as many college (in oxbridge) formals as possible. they will stop at nothing to get a place at a formal they have not been to.
a: i went to king’s yesterday! (proud) now i only have t-t hall to tick off.
b: oh my god you formal wh-r-…
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