Forrest, to pull a
divined from the live journal of one teen-angst ridden college gentleman named forrest (forrest, from the latin forestus meaning “group of dense trees”)
(1) to write in an outwardly narcissistic or over-idealistic fashion by emphasizing not only your physical and scholastic apt-tudes, but also your heightened emotional intelligence
(2) to infuse all of your live journal entries with overly-cheesy and trite pseudo-romanticisms in order to entice women
(3) to take pictures of irrelevant or household objects in order to appear deep and spiritually charged
(4) to squander nearly a quarter of a million dollars for an undergraduate education at a prestigious university only to yield a self-absorbed pseudo-intellectual whose only hope for a career in writing will involve a lot of luck and hallmark cards
“today mark sent me these weird -ss pictures of nothing but a strangled duck and a styrofoam cup”
“woah. he definitely pulled a forrest.”
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