although commonly thought to be derived from the english word ‘forest’ which is a “large woody area,” it is actually the reverse. it was a name, ‘forrest’, first with an ancient greek translation of “large p-n-s.” when looking for a name for a “large woody area,” the english adapted what they already knew had “large wood,” to the slightly altered spelling, ‘forest.’
basically, forrest is a name for a person with a huge d-ck.
– “wow, that guy was hung like a forrest!”
– “wanna go out?” “no.” “let me rephrase that, my name is forrest, you wanna go out?” “h-ll yes!”
an honest guy who is very hard to get.( tall, dark, and handsome)
man, forrest is hard to get, he’s been asked out so many times!
a person who makes you feel like everything in the world is perfect just because you’re sitting next to him.
a guy who knows you better than anyone.
someone worth loving.
“who’s that guy opening doors for everyone?”
oh, that’s just forrest. he’s amazing.
a kind man that is very helpful to the people around him. gets along with many girls because he is also a person with a huge p-n-s.
forrest: here, let me carry your books for you.
nicole: oh thank you, but i am in ever debt after what you gave to me last night!
the name forrest means…he’s the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he’s cute, smart, funny, understanding, in general just amazing. he’ll make you feel like your his world whenever you talk to him. he always makes you smile and laugh, even in your worst moods. you could sit on the phone for hours with him and not say a word but never get bored. he’ll tell you ‘i love you’ whenever you need to hear it the most. he wont let anyone get in the way of his feelings. he doesn’t let people bother him. he brings out the best in you and makes you feel amazing in every way possible. he’s there for you no matter what. he is willing you give you the world.
this guy is the most amazing guy on the planet, his name is forrest.
a wonderful guy who will always be there to comfort you. he will never stop telling you how much he loves you, especially when you need to hear it most. a forrest is someone tall, with adorable gl-sses and with a tiny freckle right below his lips. he laughs harder than anyone else, and is extremely lovable. forrest would never hurt you because he’s the sweetest kid alive.
me: woah how are you so fantastic??
forrest: that’s just how i am. want a back m-ssage?
get over it, move on with your life, what is done is done, shut the h-ll/f-ck up, save the drama for yo mamma, no, she isnt, shes not, innocent person murdered, you are racist, you are the stupid one, suck/eat d-ck, some peoples children, who the h-ll does that, wash yo -ss and yo mouth, eat sh-t, you dirty…good riddance
b-tch for rest already!
to get knockedout or knocked to the ground did you just see that guy get flowed!
the act of looking at your wife/girlfriend and yelling “shut up woman im playin” usually followed by “and make me a sandwich” or “and bring me a beer” often times if this obligation is not met the woman receives a swift backhand. derived from the joke “what do tell a woman with two black eyes?” […]
the most fun on the planet and loves to have fun and gives the best advice i always turn to kalee when i’m having issues. being a really beautiful girl. i wanna look kalee today. she is one of the most wonderful people in the world. she is the type of person who is always […]
abbrev for laughing my -ss off so hard that i sh-t myself so, the pope and raquel welch are in a lifeboat…and yada yada yada raquel welch says “those aren’t buoys” lmf–shtism
literal meaning : large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze slang : large b–bs. mainly refered to as man b–bs. named after the lagendary fat sven some say they weigh as much as 19 stone but sadly we can only guess at their weight. eg. wow! hes got svennies! – wow! hes […]