Fort Ancient Rotisserie
lesser known s-xual position whereby the penetratee -ssumes an all four position while the penetrators (normally two) enter the mouth, and the v-g-n-l area from behind. once fully inserted, the penetrators slowly stand to an upright position lifting the penetratee completely off the ground. turn slowly over gentle heat, keeping well marinated. you have now correctly demonstrated the fort ancient rotisserie.
warning: penetratee should have unnaturally strong neck muscles, and should keep limbs well tucked
my dad and i feasted on a fort ancient rotisserie last night
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