Fort Cumter
a deliberate act of confederate aggression, the fort c-mter is a surprise-attack of s-m-nic proportions. during coitus, the male (southern aggressor) purposefully disregards the approbations set forth under the mason j-sm line and rains cannon fire (j-zzums) in his opponent’s (traitorous yankee harlot’s) eyeball.
jenny: oh jacob, please come on my stomach, that would be so hot!
jacob: quiet, yankee fiend! the south will rise again, yeehaw! prepare for the fort c-mter: a full frontal -ssault!
jacob looses his cannons on her eyeb-lls, beginning the american civil war.
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