Fort Knockers
1. a highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one’s adult material. usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly t-tillating collection.
2. hooters restaurants.
jamie (older gentleman): have you noticed how there are less and less fort knockers around.
shane (older gentleman): yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of p-rn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. i’ve heard one can get all sorts of diseases from s-x, and now, viruses from the internet.
jamie (older gentleman): kids these days just don’t understand. but alas the world is changing.
shane (older gentleman): indeed
the stretch of fabric on a t-shirt located directly between a lady’s girls.
alexander: dude, check out how tight the fort knockers on that girl is!!!
devon: i know!!! if her girl’s were any larger, fort knockers would come a tumblin’ down!!!!
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