King Dick


the “bees knees”. the greatest. man with a successful record in sh-gging.

a brand of spanner or wrench. (mentioned in the film ‘the world’s fastest indian’ by sir anthony hopkins who plays burt munro).

a large tool.
that guy from meir park thinks he’s king d-ck!

i’ve lost my king d-ck so how am i going to remove these nuts?

look at the size of my king d-ck!

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