fort meyers beach
a place for pretentious geriatrics, rednecks and d-ld-s from every state but mostly the northeast and ohio. completely unbearable between may and november. at night, you can count on b-mfights, guidofights and r-t-rds howling drunk. the hotels and beach bars contantly play the same old worn out covers over and over again. not a good place to meet singles. more than half of everyone there is’nt single. not a weed friendly place either because a; its in florida and b; they make more than enough on alcohol.
going to fort meyers beach, shoot me.
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