Fort Nom


a household which consists of people who resist societal pressures to only cook completely healthy food, and celebrate their defiance (hence “fort”). the main aim of their cooking is to produce plenty of great-tasting food (hence “nom”), rather than nutritious, balanced, healthy, or faddish food.
sunday afternoon is baking time at fort nom! be here in 30 minutes for bacon & maple syrup cupcakes!

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