forted
being left in a remote area without a ride home.
though he was promised a ride home, al found himself forted downtown.
fort + moted. when someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted.
d-mn…nicole just built a fort around b. he didn’t just get moted. he got forted!!!
moted + fort. when someone builds a fort, usually out of couch pillows, to block access from another person. person b was not just moted, they were forted
d-mn….nicole just built a fort around b. that is beyond moted. he just got forted!!!
1. when something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.
2. to snort and fart at the same time
person one: oh my god that was so funny i forted.
person two: you what?
person one: i snorted so hard it came out two ways.
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