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basically someone who cannot help but share every detail of their life with everyone they meet. these people are either really self centered, narcissistic, and shallow people who couldn’t give two sh-ts about you, or in the rarer cases, they are actually genuine people that will engage in a profound conversation with you.
dude! where have you been!?
sorry bro, taylor would not stop talking about her f-cking band camp
god she’s so forthcoming
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