fortino


a post-apocalyptic rumblefish, who’s rock hard fishstick and rocktots smash together in front of monkey cages. thus cause fecal matter to be flung inaccurately and without known trajectory. the indigeneous amphibious aquatic/land creature is such a rarity that many don’t believe in it’s existence until one washed ash-r-, allegedly unconcious from chain smoking, jack daniels, and from the consumption of dr. pepper.
look out now, that {fortino} has a time machine.

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