fortismere
fortismere is a rich school that is filled with pregnant druggies, starting in year 7. the school is contains by 6 different types of people. the loners who don’t talk and/or don’t socialise. the arty b-tches, who always carry around annoying big -ss bag that gets in peoples way. the unique b-tches, who wear anything to be an outcast, but they’re all h-lla popular. the hypebeasts who are never seen out of designer, side note always sn-bby. the btec roadmen who think they’re bad but live in a five story house in muswell hill with their mum sharron who drinks tea daily. and the ‘edgy’ skets who think there different but wear the most popular sh-t..
‘oh you go to fortismere! i have an edgy loner hypebeast roadman friend that goes there, its so posh’
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