fortlag


leete, designer of fortlag.com, gamer, geek
hey, i say fortlag on planetside last night; he ownz!
legend on the ffxi (final fantasy xi online) bismarck server. creator of incredibly successful linksh-ll “burnination.” fortlag has recieved well over 20 awards from the bismarckian community. he is a constant aid to his friends (and strangers) inside and outside of the game.

his only downside is his hot temper when faced with blinding stupidity, however fortlag will take quite a lot of abuse from someone before opening up and ripping the offender a new one.

fortlag is not someone to be screwed with. he will ruin your sh-t if you mess with him or, especially, his wife.

he runs fortlag.com and can be found in the greater atlanta area roaming the streets with his friends and family.
noob: /sh hey, could someone help me out?
fortlag >> noob: what do you need?
noobs >> fortlag: wow thanks for the quick reply!
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randomquester: /sh i need a skilled mnk for a promyvion run!
fortlag >> randomquester: i can help you.
randomquester >> fortlag: but… you’re a taru…
fortlag >> randomquester: but i can outdmg that elvaan mnk over there that’s 3 lvls higher than me.
randomquester >> fortlag: let’s give it a try..
(later)
randomquester >> fortlag: d-mn you’re strong! nice gear!
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goddammit another taru melee naysayer… fort show up for ballista, we gonna own these fools
maybe in a bit… i need a “break” >.>
again? how much does your wife pay you for your services???
\(^^)/

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