Fortnight Stand
fourteen consecutive days of casual relations with a man/woman where upon on the fifteenth sunrise, both partic-p-nts high five and part ways.
joe- “i got laid fourteen nights in a row.”
jake- “dude, a fortnight stand.”
taylor- “i’m only looking for a fortnight stand.”
a take-off on a “one night stand.” a casual s-x-based fling lasting a short period of time, usually around a couple weeks.
steve-“what ever happened to that jersey girl you were talking to?”
sean-“oh, that was over quick, it was just a fort night stand.”
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