fortnitus


its when you catch a disease where you gain herbert the pervert powers and choose fortnite over every game in your collection, fortnitus has affected almost a tenth of all americans. symptoms include – the urge to skip school, the urge to skip work, drowsiness (from loss of sleep) and being triggered.
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