fortuna
the second word in carmina burana. its the piece that is usually played in a horror movie with the devil or something for those who do not know many cl-ssical choral and orchetra pieces.
go listen to it for an example.
the roman g-ddess of fortune..
as well as:me!! hahahaha!!! seriously!!
my name is fortuna and i’ve been gifted by fortuna to have and what i want, thus making me spoiled.
the female mystical being entrusted with fate, as expressed in john kennedy toole’s “a confederacy of dunces.”
oh, what foul cruelty fortuna has spun to me today!
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