Fortune clam


the clam shaped cookie you get along with asian take-out that has a personal fortune inside.
john was dissapointed by the message he recieved in his fortune clam.

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  • utan

    the only way to suck up water with your -n-s me:watch this guys friends: ok i watching me: slurp friends: are you sucking water with your -n-s? me: yes, its my new trick friends: what the h-ll man me: im utan (ing)

  • sistrin

    sister – ghetto, gangster. usually around london. tom: i kissed joanna bob: na cuzzy that’s my sistrin!

  • sister fucker bandit

    someone who pretends to be cool with you for at least two weeks, f-cks your sister, and n-body heres from them agin. “dude, he must be the sister f-cker bandit, he was just hanging out with me last week and f-cked my sister some time last week, i havent seen him since last week!”

  • Coon Shaft

    the area between the head and the testicular satchel of a nigro-sapian, usually characterized by black skin…or in obama’s case creamy beige. sue the prost-tute: d-mn, girrrrrl that n-gg-r got himself a big ol’ c–n shaft. lana the wh-r-: yeaa girrl…he spread yo poosay wideeee.

  • frikken

    a synonym for friggin/freaking you’re a frikken idiot! see foxlove small animal that commits depraved s-xual acts with other species you had better keep that frikken locked up


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