Fortune Cootchie
fortune cootchie
a ‘cootchie’, or v-g-n-, in which is found large sums of cash. it has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.
this term is a play on words derived from ‘fortune cookie’, the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a ‘fortune’, a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.
“that b-tch got fortune cootchie!” the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.
the stripper said to dave: “crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside”.
“you want see fortune cootchie?” the prost-tute asked in broken english.
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