fortune crookie
when you crack your fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie takes your fortune and reads it first, so as to make the fortune theirs. similar to the hamburglar, only with fortune cookies.
legend has it that the first person to read the fortune, after the cookie has been opened, will own that fortune, unless the fortune is read aloud, by which the fortune becomes no longer valid.
when fundo cracked his fortune cookie open, the fortune crookie ran past and grabbed the fortune out of the cookie before fundo had a chance to read it.
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