Fortune Dookie


when one saves their fortunes after eating chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating t-rd left unflushed in a toilet. the “topper” to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the -ss after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.
missy was unhappy with her general tso’s chicken, so she left a fortune dookie for the establishment to deal with.

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