forty four change-up
someone that looks good at forty feet away, but not so good at four feet away.
steve : hot chick at 11 o’clock!
mike : where?
steve : across the room and coming past!
mike : uh…
steve : oh… !
mike : never mind, b-tter face.
steve : dog ears.
together : forty four change-up
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