forward moments


those moments in life where you are looking forward to doing anything else except what you are doing right then and there.
when you are at work watching the cubical fall in around you. waiting for the forward moments, (looking forward to the moment it is 5:00pm, looking forward to the moment to have an ice cold beer, etc…)

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