1. used in a joking manner towards gross old men who flirt with or try to date girls who are severely younger than them.
do you see that old geezer over there? that “fossild-ck” asked out my 19 year old sister.
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elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

old men who want to date young women.
yuck, that nasty ‘fossild-ck’ keeps staring at me. i heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.

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