Foster Shuffle


an indescribable s-xy dance which can only be properly performed by the lead singer of foster the people, mark foster. although it may appear to be easy, this dance requires ultimate talent and skillful coordination, which is only fully possessed by mark foster himself. do not attempt at home.
person 1: you tried the foster shuffle last night!?
person 2: yeah, i tripped on my foot, slammed into my wall, and now have a slight concussion.

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