foster’s whirlpool


s-x act in which one takes a can of foster’s australian lager and a beer bong inserting the hose end into the partners -n-l cavity and pours the can into the beer bong. the act can include a lego surf guy. just make sure to tie a string to the surf guy, so you don’t have to send the lego diver in after him.
man, this chick let me do a foster’s whirlpool to her. yeah. lost the lego guy though.

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