Fountain Dew
(noun) mountain dew served from a restaurant fountain. much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.
a: what do you wanna drink? they have mountain dew.
b: nah. that’s fountain dew. apples and oranges, dude.
the nasty fountain dispensed mountain dew that you order against your better judgement going in the drive thru of your local taco bell.
-drive thru lady- “would you like a drink with your ‘cheesy double beef burrito?'”
-you- “and pay for that nasty fountain dew you’re p-ssing as drinkable liquid? i think not, i’ll get a water.”
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