Fountain Head
when an orthodox-jewish man -j-c-l-t-s into a bitty’s mouth, after which she spits the c-m into her v-g-n-, thereby avoiding the biblical prohibition of wasting sperm and making a bl-wj-b possible.
joel: dude, this b-tch gave me a sick fountain head last night. at first i remembered, “oh no my seed!” then i was like, “oh yeah, we’re good b-tch.”
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