Fountain Hills Middle School


a school located in fountain hills, fhms makes the high school look like paradise with its constant breakouts in fighting, smoking in bathrooms, and b-tchy schoolteachers. teachers, who teach 6th, 7th, or 8th, are screwed either way. if they’re guys, they’re perverts. if they’re girls, they’re either b-tchy or sl-tty. the cafeteria food sucks, except for pasta day, which has good breadsticks. there are the ‘popular kids’ who are aparantley bringing s-xy back, but when given a closer look they look like rats with visible boxers. the only good part of fountain hills middle school is the rather amazing bathroom mirrors, which are fun to sharpie.
i’m going to set crocodiles on every teacher at fountain hills middle school..

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