fountain valley
the most over looked city in orange county. most people who live in the oc haven’t heard of it. for those who don’t know, it is between huntington beach, westminister, and santa ana. it is home to about 2 starbucks cafes and 20 7-11’s.
fountain valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: a nice place to live.
yep, stolen straight outta back to the future.
person 1: i live in fountain valley.
person 2: where?
person 1: in orange county.
person 2: oh sweet! you must be like, rich!
person 1: no. -punches person 2-
a nice place to live. not a small, lame town. fountain valley is actually cooler than where the person above this post live. fountain valley is a very nice place to live between santa ana, westminister, and huntington beach. that means you can go to the beach, go shopping, then go to the discovery center in santa ana if you live at fountain valley without traveling for 5000000000 hours. a nice place to live! you know its nice if you live here. anywhere else you live is okay.
person 1: where do you live?
person 2: fountain valley in orange county.
person 1: is it a nice place to live?
person 2: it is a nice place to live.
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