four-eyed vampire


the four-eyed vampire is an extreamly g-y creature with 0 brain cells. this creature wears gl-sses and has vampire teeth. he also has an extreme swearing addiction using the words g-y or f-g in every sentence. he is also racist btw
guy : wow look at that freaky dude with gl-sses

other guy : wow it’s a wild four-eyed vampire

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